I'm to the point where my belly seems to be constantly moving. I'll look down and it's like watching one of those alien movies - you know the part right before the alien bursts from the woman's stomach. (Future child of mine - I am not referring to you as an alien, but I reserve the right to do so in the future.) It's a trip, and Robby thinks it's hilarious. He loves being able to feel our boy move and since the kid seems to be enrolled in several self defense classes (Jujitsu, karate, sumo, aikido, etc.) he gets to feel him move quite a bit. I especially love when he kicks so hard I wince or it makes me jump. My innards are troopers being kicked and squished all the time. Perhaps I can get him to take up a yoga class in place of one of his self defense classes...
I've always been able to keep my emotions in check (for the most part). Very few things could phase me. Well, introduce pregnancy hormones (I'm still convinced after the past 7 months of a ridiculous sucky pregnancy that the hardest part is keeping the crazy in check) and my control begins to weaken. I've never sent Robby off in the middle of the night, or the day for that matter, to pick me up something I'm craving. I've never started crying over baby stuff. Heck, I've even held it all together after puking 14 times in one day while working. HOWEVER, I was not expecting this:
A few weeks ago my little brother and I went to grab some Subway for lunch. I was next to pay (one person in front of me) and they ordered the last chocolate chip cookie. In about 5 seconds I went from happy to severely angry (How dare they!) to "I'm about to cry if I don't get a cookie." All I have to say to that is, "WTH?" The 6th second I was alright and the world was brought back into balance when one of the employees brought out freshly made delicacies of wonder. I ordered, I paid, and my day was complete.